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turducken

wtf!

according to wikipedia:

"A Turducken is a partially de-boned turkey stuffed with a de-boned duck, which itself is stuffed with a small de-boned chicken. The name is a portmanteau of those ingredients, turkey, duck, and chicken. The cavity of the chicken and the rest of the gaps are filled with, at the very least, a highly seasoned breadcrumb mixture or sausage meat, although some versions have a different stuffing for each bird. Some recipes call for the turkey to be stuffed with a chicken which is then stuffed with a duckling. It is also called a chuckey."

courtesy of the internet, about 4 years ago, turducken has become a fixture of my nightmares. i have problems with an interspecial meal. generally i'll tolerate eating meat and seafood, like in stir fries or in surf 'n turf, but i feel a little guilty. like i had a little more than my fair share of killing. i draw the line at turducken.

i mean the thing is gross. look at it! who needs all that meat? you have people eating grubs to get by and someone out there is chomping on a 30 lb fat bastard's wet dream. it's the very embodiment of decadence.

a friend attempted to recreate this monstrosity on her own last thanksgiving. according to THIS recipe (i don't suggest you look b/c the photos are plastic surgery sickening), it takes 8 hours to roast. it took her like 13 to cook the damn thing and it turned out disgusting. seriously i would barf putting that thing together. if you're one to turn your stomach into noah's ark, i suggest you pay a visit to dr. moreau or you order one at one of the few places online that sell this. personally, i would be about as comfortable as ordering a sex toy online as i would a turducken.

sonya "the black widow" thomas took on the fearsome turducken and came away a winner. http://www.blacktable.com/turducken031217.htm.

damn is there anything she can't eat? well i know what i won't touch. bon appetit, freaks!

Posted by L at November 18, 2007 07:40 PM